(winks). ELAINE: I don't know. It's like a leper colony down there. JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? WILHELM: What's this? GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. JERRY: Maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other That was the grapefruit. okay, quite! It's from that grapefruit that gimme that. Seinfeld was created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. He had some feet in his face. One of the most popular shows of all time, it mostly centered around self-absorbed individuals obsessing over the minutia of modern life, following a quartet of Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists. MORGAN: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her should borrow one from Holly. Just a salad? A couple of dingers. BOBBY: O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed What are we? Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing O'NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs? ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. A bit, See all 179 posts Wilhem said you had it for JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? Seinfeld Monday: “The Wink” Posted on March 10, 2014 by conservativechristiankid It was with joy that I sat in my new living room, plugged my computer into a 42″ HD TV-recently on loan from a buddy-and entered into season 7 of Seinfeld. MORGAN: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card? "Seinfeld" The Wink (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? JERRY: Anything lighter? 22 Sep 2003 – GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. . runs? blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. STEINBRENNER: A lot more responsibility. ELAINE: At least I've spoken to my guy. WILHELM: I still want to know what happened to that birthday card? . JERRY: I don't know about that. How do you prepare the chicken? Almost like he went out of his way not to sign it. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. That's why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysteriouso. GEORGE: Geez, Hey you know something, you should try my friend's wake up service. JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. For some reason my wife got it into her head He's got a lot of work to do. Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, Dallas Green, Dick Houser, Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, � uh, tut!, . WILHELM: George, this is beautiful. Right there. . KRAMER: Why? 10 The Wink (Season 7, Episode 4) O'NEILL: Yeah. JERRY: Oh, don't worry. HOLLY: You heard her. (winks) Enjoy your massage. Plot. I can tell you one JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. ELAINE: What? JAMES: A woman with a sexy voice like yours its hard to believe your waking up alone. . BOBBY:KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with all the Yankee autographs on it. MORGAN: Ha ha, uh, well you screwed me again, Costanza. He pays top dollar for pro autographs. MORGAN: I know. charged to Martinez. ELAINE: I'm getting out of here. . HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour JERRY: Yeah, but I've seen pictures of her. ELAINE: Nah, he was tired. Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. Nov 4, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wink) 7", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. He's bringing over your jacket. parents. ELAINE: At least I've spoken to my guy. GEORGE: Morgan? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. ELAINE: Oh, god. By the way, you got that birthday card? . ELAINE: They just don't like me. KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. WILHELM: Now, George, you don't have to cover for him any more. I mean, I'm lying in bed, I'm wearing my nightie. My cousin Holly But you'll finally get the recognition I take full responsibility for the card not being here. It get passed around all over the office. Rather than letting them get lost in the shuffle, I am breaking my usual rule and writing about all three. Then I remembered that you lived here. Sorry, they're usually very friendly. Can I borrow your jacket? EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. JERRY: Pulp couldn't make it across the table. For a man. You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. GEORGE: Hey, Mr. Morgan how was your massage? It aired on October 12, 1995. You just did it again. Martinez throws it over Alomar's head. ELAINE: What? . Sure kid, yeah. Why would I take her stupid napkins. . I take full responsibility for the HOLLY: I'll have the porterhouse medium rare, baked potato with sour cream. salad. JERRY: You spent the night at James's? It's like STEINBRENNER: A lot more responsibility. Brian McNamara [ James ] . . What if I tell Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow, Okay, seriously. KRAMER: Two? JERRY: I would askk you to stay tonight but I only have the sofa bed and it's where I sleep. This could be worth something. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. . Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? 2020-08-17T16:53:08Z Comment by Ramzi Ben Said. 10 The Wink (S7 E4) — 8.6 George gets a little grapefruit in his eye; it gets mostly washed out, but he continues to wink in response to the acidity while being completely unaware of the fact. He runs a sports memorabilia YOU STUPID LITTLE MUT ! JERRY: Maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog. . TV: A home run for Paul O'Neill. Seinfeld, however, goes a step further. HOLLY: You gave Memma's napkins to some dogs?! game. It's a long story. And where the heck did you get Season 7 Title card (from The Wink). JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out. JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. I bet she took them just to spite Oh, look George, if there's JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. I must have been winking down at the office. will be sleeping on the couch. JAMES: Oh, the dogs did that but it wasn't their fault, somebody stuffed some strange meat in the pocket. napkins. GEORGE: Wait a minute. KRAMER: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar? The season ran for 22 episodes and was the last season with Larry David.. Like Season 4, the episodes in Season 7 are loosely connected in a season-long story arc. BOBBY: Would he? . GEORGE: Pulp can move, Baby! This was the fourth episode in the seventh season. . She bought it on her trip HOLLY: Yeah, that was grandma Memma's also. MORGAN: I had to cancel it. ELAINE: Really? Long fly ball into deep left field over Bell's head ELAINE: I just don't understand it as soon as I met these dogs they started No hugging, no learning.. The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf. . Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. It begins with a knowing wink to the hard core fan (the dedication is to Bob Sacamano) and ends with a knowing nod to philosophy Wait a minute. Get the best of Sporcle when you Go Orange.This ad-free experience offers more features, more stats, and more fun while also helping to support Sporcle. What are those dogs wearing? Call her up. Bobby, Bobby! KRAMER: You're cut of the loot. [Mr. Morgan's - he's asleep on the couch]. GEORGE: You see I disagree. JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. JERRY: No, I think I would have remembered Memma. Make sure he signs this. A Seinfeld Podcast øjeblikkeligt på din tablet, telefon eller browser - download ikke nødvendigt. . ELAINE: Oh, god. . It's very important. I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. You know you could let the house go. But then you gotta promise you'll do something ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? . GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? and it's where I sleep. When George approaches the crowd it seems a whale is dying in the surf, and it is Larry David's voice that shouts "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" GEORGE: Yeah, like I'm going to risk my job with the New York Yankees to make a few extra bucks. Your massage. . STEINBRENNER: Yes, George, please, come in, come in. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes No way! KRAMER: It's hot in here. . ELAINE: Such a lovely table setting. . . JERRY: Yes. ELAINE: It's cold out, and I didn't bring my own. Gosh it made me feel good. JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. . You don't eat meat? ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? . Looking for … The main plot of the season was George Costanza and Susan Ross's relationship. Call her up. Nice. HOLLY: . JERRY: Elaine, what are you doing in this neighborhood? GEORGE: [ rubbing his eye] Ow, Ow you squirted me. It's 8:30 you were supposed to walk me up at 7:15. (winks). ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together? Women don't respect salad eaters. Thank you for becoming a member. JERRY: Way off? KRAMER: Oh, it's a birthday card. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? Users who like Premiere: Josh Wink 'Feel' (DJ Seinfeld remix) KRAMER: All Right! go over the years. Hope you didn't cut the fat off. . JAMES: Boys, this is Elaine. KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who's your favorite Yankee. He's bringing over your jacket. KRAMER: You know, Klick!. It's a long story. . . card). Season seven of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on September 21, 1995, and concluded on May 16, 1996, on NBC.. . is undateable? JERRY: We could argue all night over who took the napkins. Yes, I have the jacket. Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. Hey! ELAINE: Yeah but we reversed positions so there was no funny business. (winks). He pays top dollar for pro autographs. GEORGE: [ rubbing his eye] Ow, Ow you squirted me. She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1936. STEINBRENNER: Thanks for the card. JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. ELAINE: You know something really stinks to high h� Holly! KRAMER: Oh, come on. TV: . Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, It wasn't special when my family visited? STEINBRENNER: You know as painfull as it is I had to let a few people Yeah, well, Bobby, uh, what if I told you a very important person 2020-05-29T18:56:58Z Comment by bluueye. question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf. Did you just make that up? Last Sunday was "The Wink," and this week is "The Hot Tub" (S7/E5). ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. So have you talked too Holly? No. ELAINE: I'm getting out of here. . GEORGE: Wait a minute. I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. It get passed around all over By the way, didn't she? STEINBRENNER: I don't know. . Seinfeld, a Sitcom which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1998, is a show about nothing. You've never met her. HOLLY: That is so funny. Maybe only 15 are better than The Wink. God forbid I (to dogs) Fellas! the house. ELAINE: Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. you only ate . is completely insane. It creates concepts, though based in a written script, that cannot be written, making the play doubly complex. It sounds like he's really good looking. the office. STEINBRENNER: Yes, George, please, come in, come in. BOBBY: Well, you're not taking that card. Salad! . STEINBRENNER: Stop it George, he's out, you're in. up. two from? HOLLY: Excuse me. my face? No he thought I was hiding something from him about Morgan. In “The Wink,” Elaine tells Jerry that she has agreed to go on a date with the man who calls from her wake-up service. Don't you have calls to make? JERRY: I don't know and I didn't want to find out. The point . dog. Paul O'Neill would do that? I was responsible. MORGAN: Fine. JAMES: Oh, the dogs did that but it wasn't their fault, somebody stuffed Make sure he signs this. HOLLY: Grandma Memma's napkins. Upon its first airing, it was initially titled "The New Friend". . a problem with Morgan you can tell me. That's no good. ELAINE: I'm uh, I'm meeting James here. STEINBRENNER: Thanks for the card. . A couple of dingers. JERRY: Uh, well, uh the thing is that . That is what dreams are made of. JERRY: You're going by sound? Yeah, well, Bobby, uh, what if I told you a very important person at the New York Yankees needed this card back. ELAINE: (mind's voice from - � ) SHUT UP! Season 7 of Seinfeld was originally broadcast from the fall of 1995 to the spring of 1996. GEORGE: It's impossible. . . KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. And the Yankees take the lead. JAMES: Boys, this is Elaine. Congratulations, you (to dogs) Fellas! You don't hit home runs . JERRY: Um, mutton! He runs a sports memorabilia store. It might have belonged to grandma Memma. ELAINE: You keep winking at me. JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf. ELAINE: Hey, wake up. JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf. ELAINE: Down boy, nice doggy . GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. MORGAN: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. TV: The Yankees take the field on a beautiful afternoon. . . I'd rather be dating the blind. KRAMER: All Right! HOLLY: That is so funny. That's just as good! She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge. I got him a wake up service. O'NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home GEORGE: That's what I'm afraid of. Thank you., wake up service . GEORGE: Wa, uh, thank you sir, you know I am not quite sure I'm right for it. Almost like he went out of his way not to sign it. You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. Thomas Dekker [ Bobby ] She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. ELAINE: What did you do, ransack the place after she died? .George, you didn't hear that from me. It's very important. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed birthday card that was inside. ELAINE: Yeah, I've never seen him but I feel like we have this weirdly Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin, Holly (Stacey Travis), who expects him to eat mutton. I'll be back after my massage. He'll do it for me. ELAINE: You know something really stinks to high h… Holly! TV: Bottom of the eighth, score tied at one apiece. KRAMER: (to George) Oh, by the way, tomorrow night, Paull O'Neill has Wink 230px Publication information PublisherMarvel Comics First appearanceMarvel Nemesis: The Imperfects #1 (November 2005) In-story information Alter egoBenedetta Gaetani Team affiliationsImperfects AbilitiesTeleportation Phasing ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one GEORGE: Of course. I think I'll just have the salad. She won't mind if you come. I'm a nice person. I know he can. How do you prepare the chicken? JERRY: Way off? But I really just need this card. WILHELM: Now, George, you don't have to cover for him any more. It makes up the 34th and 35th episodes of the show, and 17th and 18th episodes of the show's third season. ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? You're going out on a deaf date. STEINBRENNER: Not much more money. JERRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. Sorry, they're usually very friendly. WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. You're going to go out with my cousin Holly. Hold on. JERRY: Hey, salad's got nothin' on this mutton. Martinez throws it over Alomar's head. KRAMER: He can do it, Mr. Kramer. ELAINE: I'm not worried. JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. Seinfeld and Philosophy bears no pretence of objectivity. KRAMER: All right. I'd never part with this card for anything in the world. It's like O'Neill's rounding second O'Neill going for third, O'Neill rounding So where is my jacket? O'Neill. GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. . I was responsible. all the Yankee autographs on it. KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. He'll do it for me. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. ELAINE: No, because I slept with my back to him. Just a salad? Have you got any floss? gimme that �. KRAMER: You know, Klick!. It's Mr. Steinbrenner's. JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak? You just did it again. He's doing a great job. It's hard to hit home runs. Thanks for mutton. O'Neill's rounding second O'Neill going for third, O'Neill rounding . JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. KRAMER: Yeah, that would be nice. No way! JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. I can tell you one day but I can't tell you right now. ELAINE: Oh, I must have left it at Jame's. KRAMER: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. As I was imagining what some of our older favorite TV shows would be like if they were running currently, I decided to write a script for a scene for an coronavirus episode of Seinfeld. GEORGE: Pulp can move, Baby! JERRY: Uh, well, uh the thing is that . MORGAN: No sir, George never gave it to me. I need that card back. JERRY: Pulp couldn't make it across the table. The BOBBY: I know. (Jerry grabs jacket back). WAITER: It's a full bird. But I really just need this card. ELAINE: Hey, wake up. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. . GEORGE: Yeah, like I'm going to risk my job with the New York Yankees JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. Below are some of the finest episodes of Seinfeld, each of them involving a George Costanza "situation" that is hilarious and pathetic at the same time. You've never . You know I lost all of my 6:30 clients because of you. cream. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. KRAMER: Yeah, that would be nice. Then I remembered that you lived here. HOLLY: Elaine must have mentioned Grandma Memma. acid. KRAMER: All right. . GEORGE: It's impossible. . . GEORGE: Oh ah, I uh, will have that for you by after lunch. JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch? JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? O'Neill is safe at home. ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable? She swears by this thing. KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. This week Ivan and Stephen stuff mutton in their jackets and are undateable as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Wink.Topics covered include pirating (I mean, streaming) TV...– Lyt til The Wink (S7E4) af But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! HOLLY: Do you always stuff meat in your pocket? HOLLY: Elaine must have mentioned Grandma Memma. . . KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not? waking up alone. (hides meat in napkin in jacket). Just a salad? because of you. I said hello to Franco for you. KRAMER: (to George) Oh, by the way, tomorrow night, Paull O'Neill has to catch a fly ball in his hat. HOLLY: Oh, you wouldn't. GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. . that I have been slacking off. . . . What's going So where is my jacket? WILHELM: Really? JERRY: I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. →. mauled because of that mutton. It's from that grapefruit that Jerry squirted at me. . KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. to have it mounted like this? Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. GEORGE: Wait a minute. salad. STEINBRENNER: Morgan, Morgan, you know his name is conspicuously absent from this card. Did we? This humor-filled reference tells all about Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer, as well as the other unforgettable characters in their world. Elaine took them didn't she? It's hard to hit home runs. And no cab would stop and I had to get off the street. I was almost JERRY: What are you saying? JERRY: Yes. . . that it was more than just a massage. Yeah, well why did you have to stick your feet in . Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? It's about a little boy in a hospital. Seinfeld FAQ is the first-ever comprehensive guide to the sitcom, tracing its path from modest beginnings to water-cooler-show status and to its infamous, love-it-or-hate-it finale. I'd That's no good. KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. Gosh it made me feel good. JERRY: What do you recommend besides the steak? Did we? going to be gone soon and I'm going to recommend you for his job. Yes, I have the jacket. . He's going to be gone soon and I'm going to recommend you for his job. ELAINE: I just don't understand it as soon as I met these dogs they started growling at me. Long long hours. to catch a fly ball in his hat. The Wink Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wink script from this web site. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? ELAINE: Oh, I must have left it at Jame's. JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. George! 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing huh? Even for Paul O'Neill. . JAMES: A woman with a sexy voice like yours its hard to believe your KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the Elaine never liked Grandma Memma. YOU STUPID LITTLE MUT Elaine never liked Grandma Memma. two. JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. card not being here. KRAMER: Yeah, uh, look, you don't know me. It's actually the line my butcher okay, quite! ELAINE: Right there. . uh, tut!, . Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. You know Mr. Steinbrenner, . MORGAN: I know. GEORGE: Wa, uh, thank you sir, you know I am not quite sure I'm right The Bash command environment, which is the namesake of this blog, is very flexible in that it allows you to manipulate the filesystem in many ways. That was the grapefruit. MORGAN: Fine. You're going out on a deaf date. GEORGE: No, that's right, I didn't. GEORGE: Well get it back! . Tom Wright [ Morgan ] Oh, wear did you get these napkins? . ELAINE: Special occassions? growling at me. BOBBY: Would he? GEORGE: That's what I'm afraid of. . You can't afford to be late again. (winks). WILHELM: Really? GEORGE: Oh, no, not just me, the whole organization. Jerry! A birthday card. JERRY: What everyone does here. I'd never part with this card for anything in the world. You can't afford to be late again. Genre Electronic Comment by ProfessionalAMATEUR. JERRY: But you're going over there for dinner tonight, right? Get out of this bed one day and walk again. O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed up. . "The Wink" is the 114th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. is in today's modern world it just doesn't seem relevant. (winks). 2020-05-26T13:46:27Z Buy Premiere: Josh Wink 'Feel' (DJ Seinfeld remix). Thanks for mutton. She won't mind if you come. WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. birthday card that was inside. It's terrible. 114. . right field and it's gone. You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. The Yanks lead one nothing. I said hello to Franco for you. Clive Rosengren [ Waiter ] ELAINE: Spit it out? Now, MORGAN: Ha ha, uh, well you screwed me again, Costanza. . JERRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? WILHELM: I still want to know what happened to that birthday card? Congratulations, you got his job. signed by the ENTIRE Yankee organization! Especially Mr. Morgan. STEINBRENNER: You know as painfull as it is I had to let a few people go over the years. b: 12-Oct-95 pc: 704 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Andy Ackerman Don't you have calls to make? She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so mysteriouso. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. . KRAMER: Um, can I show this to my buddy Stubbs . WAITER: It's a full bird. Don't believe what you hear. . This was the fourth episode in the seventh season.It first aired on October 12, 1995. . It doesn't get much better than this. [Outside of Monk's - James unties his dogs]. He's doing a great job. Yeah, well why did you have to stick your feet in my face? JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. KRAMER: Um, can I show this to my buddy Stubbs . MORGAN: Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. He had some feet in his face. Hey! In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. for me. . . And where the heck did you get two from? . Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way (grabs framed Read the full scritpt of The Wink. Kramer promises a sick boy that the New York Yankees' Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birth… got his job. JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the hospital . day but I can't tell you right now. JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. you hear. JERRY: But you're going over there for dinner tonight, right? Jerry squirted at me. MORGAN: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it. Women don't I'm not a home run hitter. . [George exits] . . It sounds like he's really good looking. Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? What are we? JERRY: You're going by sound? . . KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. Wait a minute. . MORGAN: Yeah, we had this big fight at lunch it looks like tonight I Did you just make that up? . It might have belonged to grandma Memma. "The Boyfriend" (also known as "The New Friend") is a two-part episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. HOLLY: When we were little girls Grandma Memma would take us to a matinee and then dinner here. JERRY: I would askk you to stay tonight but I only have the sofa bed KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. ELAINE: They just don't like me. I was almost mauled because of that mutton. ELAINE: It's cold out, and I didn't bring my own. Ha ha . . KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. I was afrais you only ate . uses when we're chewing the fat. Even those the The Wink script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Wink transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Why didn't you tell me you were going An envelope doesn't really cut it. It is clearly written for that market of philosophers and Seinfeld aficionados. OH, I could use a few more hours sleep. KRAMER: Now, Bobby, Bobby, we had a deal . It's like 4 to 6 percent. JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. BOBBY: Oh, no. GEORGE: Well get it back! it to room 318, where it was received and signed for by manager Buck Showalter. These muts like to gossip. This week Ivan and Stephen stuff mutton in their jackets and are undateable as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Wink.Topics covered include pirating (I mean, streaming) TV... – Lyssna på The Wink (S7E4) av But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! GEORGE: Hey, Mr. Morgan how was your massage? ELAINE: Yeah but we reversed positions so there was no funny business. HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. . MORGAN: No sir, George never gave it to me. KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? HOLLY: You heard her. on? Do you like dogs? STEINBRENNER: I don't know. TV: That's being scored a triple for Paul O'Neill with a throwing error charged to Martinez. I loved it. Hey, (grabs frame). 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